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I’d Help You Bury the Body - Funny Love & Friendship Card
You Make This World a Less Shitty Place - Valentine's Card
Hold Still, Fucker - Funny Cupid Valentine's Day Card
I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card
Damn Bitch, You Is Fine - Funny Romance Card
You Are the Only Meat for My Taco - Funny Valentine's Card
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Every Day - Die Cut Card
I Hate Everyone but You - Funny Valentine’s Day Card
To Me, You Are Trash - Cute Raccoon Valentine’s Day Card
Set of 12 Funny Vintage Valentine's Day Cards
Thanks for All the Orgasms - Anniversary Valentine's Day Card
I’m So Happy You Settled for Me - Sarcastic Relationship Anniversary Card
Thanks for Always Feeding Me and Telling Me I’m Pretty - Anniversary Card
Lucky for You, I Like Older Men - Funny Birthday Anniversary Card
I’m Glad My Milkshake Brought You to My Yard - Funny Relationship Valentine Card
I Love You With All My Boobs - Funny Anniversary Valentine's Day Card
You Put the Hot in Psychotic - Funny Relationship Valentine's Day Card
I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It, This Will Do - Funny All Occassion Card
I Would Hike a *Moderately Sized* Mountain for You - Sarcastic Relationship Card
We Go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly - Funny St. Patrick's Day Card
Show Me Your Kitties - Punny Relationship Card
I Don’t Need a Crystal Ball to Know That You’re Getting Laid Tonight
I Can’t Wait to Grow Old and Disgusting With You - Funny Relationship Card
Just Calling to Let You Know That You’re a Cunt - Funny Insult Card