Thanks for all the orgasms funny romantic greeting card

Credit where credit is due. "Thanks for All the Orgasms" is a funny adult anniversary card for expressing a very specific kind of gratitude. The vintage-inspired die-cut design pairs an unapologetically dirty message with space for your own love note inside. Give it to your partner for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or a private celebration together. It's an especially good choice when dinner was lovely but you'd like to acknowledge the rest of the evening.

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Die-cut design

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

Thanks for All the Orgasms - Anniversary Valentine's Day Card

$5.95

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We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

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We are based in Rockford, MI

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Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

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