If you're tired of sappy, lovey-dovey valentines, grab a pack of these 12 funny and sarcastic nostalgic Valentines. The sassiest way to spread love and laughter on Valentines Day!
CARDS INCLUDE:
• A crown for queen bitch
• Duck you you ducking duck
• I love you bitch
• I love you more. The End. I win.
• Yay platonic friends!
• New phone who dis?
• I'll take a pizza dat ass
• Sliding into your DMs like...
• Will you be my tinder match?
• I'm gonna cuddle the shit outta you
• You are classy as fuck
• You are slightly above average
Crafted from premium 16pt soft touch cardstock, these valentines are fancy AF, just like your impeccable taste.
***Envelopes are not included***Envelopes? Who needs 'em! Just embrace the freedom to mix and match your own envelopes or let these cards fly solo, like the independent, envelope-rejecting rebels they are.
Each card has a blank backside – your canvas for custom messages.
Each card measures between 3.25” tall and 4.5” tall
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Rating is 4.9 out of five stars based on 8 reviews
$9.00Price
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Reviews
Very cure.... only wish I could have selected specific cards as I liked some better than others... but overall, they are Really Great!
these are the best! so retro so cute, and i love the reactions as i give them out.🤭
Just what the doctor ordered for my co-workers during this miserable time.
Awesome cards Can't wait for February to come~!
So funny and cute! Perfect for my girlfriends❤️