Cupid would appreciate your cooperation. "Hold Still, Fucker" is a funny Valentine's Day card featuring Cupid taking aim with a little less patience than expected. Give it to your partner for a flirty February greeting, add it to an anniversary gift, or send it to the person who has very effectively distracted you. The vintage-inspired design makes the message sweetly inappropriate, with room inside for your own contribution to the romance.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Die-cut design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve


































Reviews
Gave this this card to my 78 year old sister to use. She thinks Valentines cards are just too sappy. She could hardly stop laughing. Thanks Betty!
I do wish the shipping could be a little less expensive.
Love all my Bad Betty cards but this one in particular makes me laugh every time I look at it. Damn, that’s funny
Is there a better way to express your 30+ years of marital bliss?
Funniest Valentine's card ever!
Love It!