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Hold Still, Fucker - Funny Cupid Valentine's Day Card

Cupid would appreciate your cooperation. "Hold Still, Fucker" is a funny Valentine's Day card featuring Cupid taking aim with a little less patience than expected. Give it to your partner for a flirty February greeting, add it to an anniversary gift, or send it to the person who has very effectively distracted you. The vintage-inspired design makes the message sweetly inappropriate, with room inside for your own contribution to the romance.

 

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Die-cut design

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Hold Still, Fucker - Funny Cupid Valentine's Day Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 6 reviews
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 6 reviews
6 reviews

  • ChilleyWilley22Feb 02
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Gave this this card to my 78 year old sister to use. She thinks Valentines cards are just too sappy. She could hardly stop laughing. Thanks Betty!

    I do wish the shipping could be a little less expensive.

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  • Anonymous Mar 14
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Love all my Bad Betty cards but this one in particular makes me laugh every time I look at it. Damn, that’s funny

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  • WendyFeb 20, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Is there a better way to express your 30+ years of marital bliss?

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  • Tom HodgesJan 21
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

    Funniest Valentine's card ever!

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  • DezFeb 13, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Love It!

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