A tiny kitten with an alarming level of commitment. "I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney." is a darkly funny love card for someone who understands your dramatic declarations of loyalty. Give this vintage-inspired die-cut greeting to a partner for Valentine's Day or an anniversary, or to the best friend who knows you'd always take their side. The blank inside leaves room to express your affection in a way that's considerably less likely to require a lawyer.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Die-cut design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card
Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 7 reviews
$5.95Price
Reviews
are you seriously making us review each card individually! Hahahaha - why would I buy it if I didn't like it. You should get a new marketing company
I love to send smart ass cards and Bad Betty fits the bill! Plus they are so well made!
So cute! Great packaging, arrived on time, love the old timey style card!
This card has brought so much joy to people I care about and my life!
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