Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here at Bad Betty...but we feel like this Valentine's Day card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't.
This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud.
DETAILS
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Precision laser cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA
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Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 7 reviews
$5.95Price
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Reviews
are you seriously making us review each card individually! Hahahaha - why would I buy it if I didn't like it. You should get a new marketing company
I love to send smart ass cards and Bad Betty fits the bill! Plus they are so well made!
So cute! Great packaging, arrived on time, love the old timey style card!
This card has brought so much joy to people I care about and my life!
The perfect Valentine’s Day card for the “perfect” son…