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I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. funny valentine's day card

Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here at Bad Betty...but we feel like this Valentine's Day card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't. 

 

This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud. 

 

DETAILS

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock 

• Precision laser cut 

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Blank inside

 

🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA 

I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 7 reviews
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 7 reviews
7 reviews

  • DebJan 21
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    are you seriously making us review each card individually! Hahahaha - why would I buy it if I didn't like it. You should get a new marketing company

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  • Sandra SmithFeb 11
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    I love to send smart ass cards and Bad Betty fits the bill! Plus they are so well made!

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  • CarrieApr 01, 2024
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    So cute! Great packaging, arrived on time, love the old timey style card!

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  • AmyFeb 06
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    This card has brought so much joy to people I care about and my life!

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  • WendyFeb 20, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    The perfect Valentine’s Day card for the “perfect” son…

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