Funny and irreverent, this card pairs a vintage romance‑novel illustration with the headline "Fuck Me Like the Government." A wry, lighthearted commentary on the state of the union that doubles as a blunt, playful invitation—perfect for partners who want to flirt and laugh.
Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.
Fuck Me Like the Government - Funny Romantic Card
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We are based in Rockford, MI
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Reviews
I love all my cards from bad Betty. I love the satire and tongue-in-cheek innuendos!