"I love your personality, but that dick is a real nice bonus." A balanced assessment of a relationship's many strengths. This funny adult Valentine's Day card features a girl hugging a giant eggplant in a vintage-inspired die-cut design. Give it to your boyfriend, husband, or partner for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or a private laugh before date night. There's room inside to elaborate on the personality, the bonus, or both.
 
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Die-cut design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

I Love Your Personality - Funny Romantic Valentine Card

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

All orders $25+ include free shipping!

I Need Help With My Order

If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.