Roses Are Red, This Fish Is Dead - Quirky & Sweet Valentine

"Roses are red, this fish is dead, but my love for you is not." A surprisingly reassuring poem, considering the subject. This funny Valentine's Day card pairs a vintage fish illustration with an offbeat declaration of affection. The die-cut design makes a distinctive choice for a partner who likes strange little things and humor with their romance. Write your own love note inside for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or a just-because surprise.

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Die-cut design

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Roses Are Red, This Fish Is Dead - Quirky & Sweet Valentine

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

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All orders $25+ include free shipping!

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