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I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card
Damn Bitch, You Is Fine - Funny Romance Card
You Are the Only Meat for My Taco - Funny Valentine's Card
I Hate Everyone but You - Funny Valentine’s Day Card
To Me, You Are Trash - Cute Raccoon Valentine’s Day Card
Look Who’s All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy! - Birthday Card
Balloons Are So Weird - Funny Vintage Birthday Card
I’m Glad My Milkshake Brought You to My Yard - Funny Relationship Valentine Card
It Can’t All Be Sunshine & Hookers - Irreverent Sympathy Get Well Card
Well, Fuck - Funny Sympathy Greeting Card
Hold On. Let Me Overthink This. - Funny Vintage Notebook
And the Countdown to Death Continues...Happy Birthday! - Funny Cute Vintage Card
Dear Asshole - Funny Sarcastic Sticky Note Pad
At Least It's Not Syphilis - Irreverent Get Well Card
Shit Just Got Real - Sarcastic Baby Shower Card
Bitches Get Shit Done - Funny Sarcastic Sticky Note Pad
You’re Old as Fuck - Vintage Birthday Card
In Dog Years You're Dead - Funny Vintage Style Birthday Card
You're Pretty Fucking Awesome - Vintage Style Card
Thanks for All the Orgasms - Anniversary Valentine's Day Card
1 Year Closer to Becoming a Crazy Cat Lady - Funny Birthday Card
What (And I Can’t Stress This Enough) The Fuck - Funny Sympathy Card
Go Forth and Make Shit Happen - Funny Vintage Graduation Card
Do You Have Any Fucks? Go Fish - Funny Antique Card
