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Today We Eat Cake - Funny Birthday Card

At least there's cake. "Today We Eat Cake to Celebrate Your Aging Body & Deteriorating Mind" is a funny birthday card for someone who enjoys being roasted by people who love them. The vintage-inspired die-cut design suits a friend, sibling, or partner who has recently developed strong opinions about comfortable shoes. Pair it with their birthday gift and use the blank inside to say something genuinely nice. You can be affectionate without letting them off entirely.

 

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Specialty die-cut design

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Today We Eat Cake - Funny Birthday Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 5 reviews
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  • LanaJul 28
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Absolutely wonderful! Quality card stock, graphics are spot on. Exactly as pictured. One of a series of gifts I bought for my sister’s upcoming 68th B-day. She’s going to love it.

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  • KcvlDec 15, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    The free business card included in the order is almost as good as the card. Ha!

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  • MarySep 02, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Can’t wait to send this to my friend, as we are now in “that age group!”

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  • Mary McGoughDec 17, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Perfect card for the person with a sense of humor about age

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  • BettylynnMar 08
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    We almost wet ourselves 🤣

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