For the birthday friend whose sense of humor requires absolutely no cleaning up. "Happy Birthday You Cum Guzzling Bitch Tits Slapping..." begins an impressively long string of insults that only gets less suitable for polite company. This filthy vintage-inspired birthday card is for the best friend who will read every word aloud and appreciate the effort. The die-cut design leaves the inside blank for your own contribution, a surprisingly sweet message, or simply your signature.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Die-cut design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
Happy Birthday You Cum Guzzling Bitch Tits Slapping... - Dirty Greeting Card
Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 2 reviews
$5.95Price
Reviews
This fun card was a HUGE hit for my friend's 86th birthday!! It 's the perfect card for someone who had everything he needs, is difficult to buy for, has an open mind and a great sense of humor!!
So bad I had to buy it.