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The most over-the-top, raunchy and depraved birthday card for your mutually humored friends.

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DETAILS

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock

• Precision die cut

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Blank inside

🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA

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Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 2 reviews

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

All orders $25+ include free shipping!

I Need Help With My Order

If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Based on 2 reviews

2 reviews

Valerie BrooksJul 03, 2024
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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This fun card was a HUGE hit for my friend's 86th birthday!! It 's the perfect card for someone who had everything he needs, is difficult to buy for, has an open mind and a great sense of humor!!
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ScottSep 30, 2025
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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So bad I had to buy it.
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