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You’re Old as Fuck birthday card

Another birthday. Subtlety has been cancelled. "You're Old as Fuck" is a funny birthday card for the friend or family member who expects a roast with their cake. The vintage-inspired die-cut design delivers the message without pretending you've forgotten their age. Give it for a milestone birthday or any year they're complaining about, then use the blank inside for a personal note, an old memory, or further evidence.

 

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Die-cut design

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

You’re Old as Fuck - Vintage Birthday Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 3 reviews
$5.95Price
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 3 reviews
3 reviews

  • Linda C.Apr 25, 2024
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    I LOVE these cards! I got one for my ex-husband and one for my best friend. 🤣 I’ll be ordering more because I love them!! Sooo much fun and SO unexpected by the recipient!!! I think it’s a WONDERFUL idea! My only suggestion would be the size of the card. A larger card would make it more worth the price. I hope you consider that. Thank you 🤣

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  • AwesomeJun 05, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Not sure who I'm giving this to but it was just to good to pass up. The cards are sturdy.

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  • MarciJan 22
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Bought 5 different cards and I love them. Great quality and arrived fast!

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