Another birthday. Subtlety has been cancelled. "You're Old as Fuck" is a funny birthday card for the friend or family member who expects a roast with their cake. The vintage-inspired die-cut design delivers the message without pretending you've forgotten their age. Give it for a milestone birthday or any year they're complaining about, then use the blank inside for a personal note, an old memory, or further evidence.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Die-cut design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA


































Reviews
I LOVE these cards! I got one for my ex-husband and one for my best friend. 🤣 I’ll be ordering more because I love them!! Sooo much fun and SO unexpected by the recipient!!! I think it’s a WONDERFUL idea! My only suggestion would be the size of the card. A larger card would make it more worth the price. I hope you consider that. Thank you 🤣
Not sure who I'm giving this to but it was just to good to pass up. The cards are sturdy.
Bought 5 different cards and I love them. Great quality and arrived fast!