Cake first. Existential dread can wait until later. "And the Countdown to Death Continues...Happy Birthday!" is a funny vintage-inspired birthday card for the friend who enjoys a little dark humor with their annual celebration. The die-cut design makes it a distinctive addition to a gift for an aging sibling, best friend, or partner. Write a personal message inside about why you're glad they're here, however morbidly the front introduces the subject.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Die-cut design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
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Rating is 4.9 out of five stars based on 7 reviews
$5.95Price
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Reviews
The design, the attitude, the solid feel of these cards is amazing. For the price though I feel they should be “Standard” size not less tall than my phone. I’d be more likely to splurge on more if they were not petite. Also think a sturdy cardboard envelope would suffice for shipping as many people will just toss the box without reusing.
This card is so cute & funny! I was surprised at the actual size but it is a good quality card & especially unique. I can't wait to give this to someone. I did get an extra one for myself because it's so funny/cute. Definitely worth the price for the quality.
My sister and I have always had really dark humor so I gave her this for her 18th bday. She loved it! Perfect for anyone that has an actual sense of humor.
I just love these nostalgic looking, funny, insulting cards! They are sooo fun!!
just the funniest card ever (for people UNDER a certain age)