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Thanks For Putting Up With Me, Sacrifice - Award Ribbon Gift
I’d Help You Bury the Body - Funny Love & Friendship Card
You Make This World a Less Shitty Place - Valentine's Card
Damn Bitch, You Is Fine - Funny Romance Card
You Are the Only Meat for My Taco - Funny Valentine's Card
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Every Day - Die Cut Card
I Hate Everyone but You - Funny Valentine’s Day Card
Lucky for You, I Like Older Men - Funny Birthday Anniversary Card
This Card Made Me Think of Us – And How We Would Never Do This - Funny Card
I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It, This Will Do - Funny All Occassion Card
Yay! We Still Like Each Other - Funny Anniversary Card
I Would Hike a *Moderately Sized* Mountain for You - Sarcastic Relationship Card
I’m So Happy You Settled for Me - Sarcastic Relationship Anniversary Card
I Love You With All My Boobs - Funny Anniversary Valentine's Day Card
Thanks for All the Orgasms - Anniversary Valentine's Day Card
I Have So Mushroom in My Heart for You - Retro Greeting Card
To Me, You Are Trash - Cute Raccoon Valentine’s Day Card
Thanks for Always Feeding Me and Telling Me I’m Pretty - Anniversary Card
I Don’t Need a Crystal Ball to Know That You’re Getting Laid Tonight
I’m Glad My Milkshake Brought You to My Yard - Funny Relationship Valentine Card
There’s No One Else I’d Rather Face the Apocalypse With - Vintage Love Card
Here's Your Obligatory Card Happy... - Funny All Occasion Card
This Card Will Sit in a Drawer Forever and We’ll Still Be in Love - Anniversary
To My Ride or Die - Vintage Best Friend Card
