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Today We Eat Cake - Funny Birthday Card
Let's Get This Party Started - Funny Birthday Card
Rude That You’re Younger Than Me, but Ok - Birthday Card
Another Birthday? In This Economy?! Funny Birthday Card
Old AF I Survived Another Year - Award Ribbon Gift
And the Countdown to Death Continues...Happy Birthday! - Funny Cute Vintage Card
I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It, This Will Do - Funny All Occassion Card
Lucky for You, I Like Older Men - Funny Birthday Anniversary Card
You Will Be Missed, It’s Gonna Suck Without You - Funny Retirement Card
Look Who’s All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy! - Birthday Card
This Card Made Me Think of Us – And How We Would Never Do This - Funny Card
Congratulations! Welcome to the Real World When Fun Goes to Die. Graduation Card
Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement. - Vintage Greeting Card
Happy Birthday You Cum Guzzling Bitch Tits Slapping... - Dirty Greeting Card
People Write Congrats Because They Can’t Spell Congrajlashuns
How to Find Out if You Are Old - Funny Birthday Card
I’m So Happy You Settled for Me - Sarcastic Relationship Anniversary Card
You Two Weirdos Are Perfect for Each Other - Macabre Wedding Engagement Card
Go Forth and Make Shit Happen - Funny Vintage Graduation Card
Balloons Are So Weird - Funny Vintage Birthday Card
Mayo Birthday Wishes Come True - Funny Random Greeting
Acorny Birthday Card - Punny Fall Greeting
To Do: Buy a Birthday Card for That Idiot - Funny Greeting Card
R Is for Retirement...Fucking Finally - Congratulations Card
