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Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement. - Vintage Greeting Card

Congratulations on abandoning us. "Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement." is a funny retirement card for the coworker trading deadlines for doing absolutely whatever they want. Send off a favorite colleague, boss, or work friend with a little jealousy and a lot of affection. The vintage-inspired design works alongside a retirement gift, and the blank interior gives you space to wish them well in slightly more sincere terms.

 

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement. - Vintage Greeting Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 4 reviews
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 4 reviews
4 reviews

  • Kathleen W.Mar 25, 2025
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    These cards are hysterical. While some may find them offensive, anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously and has a sense of humor will love these cards. And there is something for everyone...and every situation!

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  • DebraApr 18, 2024
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    I sent this to a friend and she laughed out loud.! The card isn’t what she was expecting. I think all their cards aren’t what anyone expects that makes them extremely funny.

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  • PegAug 03, 2024
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    This card was perfect for my friend that just retired! So funny and different!

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  • KcvlDec 15, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    A great card !

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