Congratulations on abandoning us. "Fucking Quitter. I Mean...Happy Retirement." is a funny retirement card for the coworker trading deadlines for doing absolutely whatever they want. Send off a favorite colleague, boss, or work friend with a little jealousy and a lot of affection. The vintage-inspired design works alongside a retirement gift, and the blank interior gives you space to wish them well in slightly more sincere terms.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA


































Reviews
These cards are hysterical. While some may find them offensive, anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously and has a sense of humor will love these cards. And there is something for everyone...and every situation!
I sent this to a friend and she laughed out loud.! The card isn’t what she was expecting. I think all their cards aren’t what anyone expects that makes them extremely funny.
This card was perfect for my friend that just retired! So funny and different!
A great card !