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I’m So Happy You Settled for Me - Sarcastic Relationship Anniversary Card
Don’t Look at This Chicken – Fucking Idiot Sarcastic - Vintage Greeting Card
You Silly (Goose) - Funny Just Because Card
Kiss Me, You Fool - Vintage Style Relationship Card
Tell Me Your Deepest Fantasy | 8–12 Hours of Uninterrupted Sleep - Funny Card
Parenthood Is the Scariest Hood You Will Ever Go Through - Baby Shower Card
Be Scared. Do It Anyway. - Retro Encouragement Card
This Salad Tastes Like I’d Rather Be Fat - Funny Vintage Greeting Card
I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes - Vintage Style Card
To My Ride or Die - Vintage Best Friend Card
At Least It's Not Syphilis - Irreverent Get Well Card
You’re Kind of the Worst - Funny Insult Roast Greeting Card
I’m Glad My Milkshake Brought You to My Yard - Funny Relationship Valentine Card
Show Me Your Kitties - Punny Relationship Card
Oh Look, Your Check Asshole Light Is On - Funny Insult Card
If I’ve Ever Offended You, I’m Sorry (That You’re a Little Bitch)
I Love You Even Though You Load the Dishwasher Wrong - Funny Valentine's Card
Meh - Funny Apathetic Greeting Card
You Put the Hot in Psychotic - Funny Relationship Valentine's Day Card
Get In, Loser - We’re Going to Die of Dysentery - Funny Get Well Card
Oh Mine Own God, Rebecca. Behold Her Buttocks - Funny Victorian Card
You Are a Douche Canoe - Funny Insult Card
I Miss Your Stupid Face - Funny Long Distance Relationship Card
You're Pretty Fucking Awesome - Vintage Style Card
