You are a douche canoe funny insult greeting card

An oddly specific vessel for an oddly specific friend. "You Are a Douche Canoe" is a funny insult greeting card for the person who enjoys being roasted as much as doing the roasting. Send it for a birthday, accompany a gag gift, or let your best friend know you're thinking of them in your usual deeply affectionate way. Keep the message inside as rude or as surprisingly nice as your friendship allows.

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

You Are a Douche Canoe - Funny Insult Card

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $25+ include free shipping!

I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.