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funny christmas greeting card

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
…because Santa hates little bitches.

A funny Christmas card for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a beloved holiday classic being thoroughly ruined.

Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

You Better Watch Out...Because Santa Hates Little Bitches - Funny Christmas Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 2 reviews

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

All orders $25+ include free shipping!

I Need Help With My Order

If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Based on 2 reviews

2 reviews

Ann S.Oct 12, 2025
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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Funny, sarcastic card for that special person on your list who shares your sense of humor! Good quality card stock & design. Great selection from this small company. Will definitely support them with future purchases.
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jacqui sapperDec 17, 2025
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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All of their cards are great! Not just the christmas ones!!!
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