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Fake bitch funny christmas card

Apparently the Christmas trees have opinions about each other. "Fake Bitch" is a funny Christmas card featuring a real tree passing judgment on its artificial neighbor. The vintage-style illustration belongs in the holiday mail of someone who enjoys a little seasonal pettiness. Send it to your artificial-tree-loving friend, add it to a gift, or give it to the person who takes the real-versus-fake debate far too seriously.

 

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Funny Christmas Card - Fake Bitch

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 2 reviews
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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  • LinDec 12, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Made me laugh out loud! The perfect card for that certain friend who would appreciate the humor!

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  • Kim SinclairDec 11, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Perfect holiday card for funny f*cks!

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