Spread some holiday humor with our hilarious "Fake Bitch" Christmas card! Featuring an illustration of a real Christmas tree side by side with a fake one, the real tree’s speech bubble delivers a line that is sure to bring laughs. This card is perfect for those who appreciate a little sass alongside their holiday cheer—ideal for friends, family, or anyone with a great sense of humor.
Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.
Funny Christmas Card - Fake Bitch
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days* to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days*) for an additional charge. *Shipping times are NOT guaranteed to arrive within a specific timeframe and depend on the distance and current postal conditions.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
