Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Funny Santa Greeting Card

Celebrate the holiday season with a dash of snarky humor with our "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" funny Santa Christmas card. Did you know that Santa has expectations higher than the North Pole? You better live up to his standards if you want to remain on the nice list!

DETAILS

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Blank inside

🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA

Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Funny Santa Greeting Card

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

All orders $25+ include free shipping!

I Need Help With My Order

If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.