There are expectations when someone visits every house in one night. "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" is a funny Santa Christmas card for the friend who takes the snack arrangements seriously. Vintage-inspired style makes it an easy companion to homemade cookies, a holiday baking gift, or a note for your favorite Christmas host. Write your own festive message inside and let Santa handle the somewhat aggressive request for refreshments.
 
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Funny Santa Greeting Card

$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

All orders $25+ include free shipping!

I Need Help With My Order

If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.