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Grumpy Santa: Fucking Kids. Fucking Deer. Fucking Heavy Bag. Fuck.

Even Santa has reached the complaining-about-work stage. "Fucking Kids. Fucking Deer. Fucking Heavy Bag. Fuck." is a funny Christmas card for the person doing most of the holiday labor. The vintage-inspired design makes a fitting greeting for an exhausted parent, a busy friend, or anyone who has wrapped one present too many. Send it with a little appreciation and room inside to acknowledge the effort behind everyone else's magical December.

 

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

Grumpy Santa Funny Vintage Christmas Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 5 reviews
$5.95Price
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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 5 reviews
5 reviews

  • David BarcalaDec 18, 2024
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    The person I sent the card to absolutely loved it. In fact, she had the card framed. Thank you.

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  • Sandra SmithFeb 11
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Well, if you feel overburdened at Christmas time and you share that feeling with someone else,

    then this is the perfect card! And so well made!

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  • LauraDec 12, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Like everything I purchase from this site, this card was great! My friends love all the sassy and sarcastic cards I buy here.

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  • Cindy MDec 22, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Love sending Grumpy Santa cards to unsuspecting recipients. Gives both of us a good chancehuckle 🎅

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  • Jan6 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    Very pleased. Delivery is fast.

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