Share some relatable and irreverent humor with the Christmas card "Fucking kids, fucking deer, fucking heavy bag," Hey listen, even Santa gets tired from the hustle and bustle of Christmas!
Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.
Grumpy Santa: Fucking Kids. Fucking Deer. Fucking Heavy Bag. Fuck.
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $25+ include free shipping!
I Need Help With My Order
If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
Reviews
The person I sent the card to absolutely loved it. In fact, she had the card framed. Thank you.
Well, if you feel overburdened at Christmas time and you share that feeling with someone else,
then this is the perfect card! And so well made!
Like everything I purchase from this site, this card was great! My friends love all the sassy and sarcastic cards I buy here.
Love sending Grumpy Santa cards to unsuspecting recipients. Gives both of us a good chancehuckle 🎅