Our "Why, I'd Be Fucking Delighted to Put My Needs Last Again" card strikes a chord with many women who can relate to the selfless efforts in making holidays perfect for their families. Featuring a vintage-styled illustration of a woman holding a turkey, this card humorously acknowledges the sacrifices and hard work that often go unnoticed.
DETAILS
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA
Why, I’d Be Fucking Delighted to Put My Needs Last Again - Sarcastic Holiday
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
How Do I Get Free Shipping?
All orders $20+ include free shipping!
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If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.
