Of course she'll cook the turkey. What else could she possibly have planned? "Why, I'd Be Fucking Delighted to Put My Needs Last Again" is a sarcastic holiday card featuring a vintage-style woman holding dinner. Give it to the friend, mom, or sister who somehow ends up organizing every family gathering. It makes a knowing Thanksgiving greeting or an addition to a hostess gift. Write a proper thank-you inside, preferably accompanied by an offer to do the dishes.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA

































