funny adult humor halloween greeting card

She read the product reviews before buying her broom. "I'm Glad I Went With the Vibrating Model" is a dirty Halloween card featuring a vintage witch enjoying her chosen mode of transportation. Mail it to a friend who appreciates adult humor, slip it into a spooky-season gift, or bring it to a Halloween gathering with your favorite similarly inappropriate people. The inside is blank for a personal message, fall birthday wishes, or your own glowing recommendation.

Details:

• Premium soft-touch cardstock

• Blank inside for your own message

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Printed in the USA

I’m Glad I Went With the Vibrating Model - Adult Dirty Halloween Card

Name: I’m Glad I Went With the Vibrating Model - Adult Dirty Halloween Card
SKU: CARD-0100-LEGACY
Price: 5.95 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

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$5.95

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

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All orders $25+ include free shipping!

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