Another day of exercising considerable restraint deserves recognition. "I Didn't Stab Anyone Today" is a darkly funny award ribbon for a friend who needs to vent after a truly testing shift. Give it to your favorite coworker, add it to a gag gift, or present it privately after they've dealt with an unreasonable amount of nonsense. The satin ribbon features gold foil and includes an "Award To / From" cardstock card. A small acknowledgment that their customer-service voice was doing a lot of work.

Details:

• Satin award ribbon with gold foil

• Ribbon measures 1.5" x 6"

• Includes a cardstock "Award To / From" card