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This hilarious vintage-inspired card captures the playful spirit of the holiday with a humorous twist on the legend of St. Patrick banishing the snakes from Ireland, "Go home, snakes. You're drunk."

DETAILS

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Blank inside

🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA

Go Home, Snakes. You're Drunk. - Funny St. Patrick's Day Card

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review

$5.95

$3.87

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How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?

We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.

Where Do You Ship From?

We are based in Rockford, MI

Where Do You Ship To?

Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).

How Long Does Shipping Take?

We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

All orders $25+ include free shipping!

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If you need any assistance with your order, please contact us immediately. We will not be able to make changes to your order after it has shipped.

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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Based on 1 review

1 review

Lorna Feb 25, 2025
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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Ordered 3 of these to spread the joy on St. Patrick's Day.
My family are all card shoppers and sometimes have trouble finding a unique card that has already not been seen.
Thanks Betty!
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