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if you were a vegetable you'd be a cabbitch

Who said veggies had to be boring? Our "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cabbitch" card is a perfect blend of playful banter and affectionate jab. It's for those friends who appreciate a good roast along with their toast.

 

Whether it's their birthday, a special occasion, or just a day when they need an extra laugh, this card is sure to stand out from the garden variety of greetings.

 

DETAILS

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock 

• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• Blank inside

 

🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA 

If You Were a Vegetable, You’d Be a Cabbitch - Funny Insult Card

Rating is 4.5 out of five stars based on 2 reviews
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Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 2 reviews
2 reviews

  • kathyOct 29, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    i love bad betty everything, especially her cards and post its. as someone who legit sends mail once a week her cards are always a hit, not cheesey and hit the mark-am simply waiting for her to do note pads next;)

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  • MelissaDec 28, 2024
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
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    This is a hilarious and unique gift which I kept for myself and the only reason I gave it four instead of five stars is because I wish more sticky notes came in the pad. I’m greedy.

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