A fresh addition to the insult garden. "If You Were a Vegetable, You'd Be a Cabbitch" is a funny vintage-inspired greeting card for the friend who enjoys a terrible pun at their own expense. Give it as a birthday roast, send it to a gardening buddy, or tuck it into a just-because gift for your favorite nuisance. It keeps the teasing ridiculous, with room inside for your own affectionate message to the person you've just classified as produce.
Details:
• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Printed in the USA
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
If You Were a Vegetable, You’d Be a Cabbitch - Funny Insult Card
Rating is 4.5 out of five stars based on 2 reviews
$5.95Price
Reviews
i love bad betty everything, especially her cards and post its. as someone who legit sends mail once a week her cards are always a hit, not cheesey and hit the mark-am simply waiting for her to do note pads next;)
This is a hilarious and unique gift which I kept for myself and the only reason I gave it four instead of five stars is because I wish more sticky notes came in the pad. I’m greedy.