Give the gift of big laughs all year long. This MEGA PACK full year kit & caboodle boxed set includes 15 profanity-forward greeting cards—one for every major holiday and milestone—designed for people who prefer their sentiments with a side of snark. Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and unfiltered truth.
- CHRISTMAS Happy Holidays & Shit
- NEW YEAR Wishing You a Happy New Year That Isn’t a Total Dumpster Fire
- VALENTINES I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney.
- ST. PATRICK’S DAY We Go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly
- EASTER I’m Back Bitches
- MOTHERS/FATHERS DAY I Love How We Don’t Have to Say Out Loud That I’m Your Favorite Child
- HALLOWEEN I’m Glad I Went With the Vibrating Model
- THANKSGIVING May Your Turkey Be Moist and May No One Use That Word to Describe It.
- BIRTHDAY Today We Eat Cake to Celebrate Your Aging Body & Deteriorating Mind
- ANNIVERSARY I’m So Happy You Settled for Me
- BABY SHOWER Shit Just Got Real
- THANK YOU Most thank you cards only say thank you once. This thank you card says thank you four times. Boom. Manners.
- CONGRATS People Write Congrats Because They Can’t Spell Congrajlashuns.
- GET WELL At Least It’s Not Syphilis
- JUST BECAUSE Please Be Patient With Me. I’m From the 1900s.
Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.
THE MEGA PACK - One Year Of Cards for Every Occasion - 15 qty Boxed Set
How Long Does It Take to Process an Order?
We process orders within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We make every effort to fulfill orders as quickly as possible.
Where Do You Ship From?
We are based in Rockford, MI
Where Do You Ship To?
Bad Betty Greeting Co. currently ships domestic only which includes shipping within the US and US territories such as Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands. This also includes shipping to military bases (APO/FPO/DPO).
How Long Does Shipping Take?
We primarily use USPS Ground Advantage which includes tracking, delivery confirmation, and takes approximately 2–5 business days to arrive (possibly longer for states like Hawaii). You can upgrade to USPS Priority (1–3 business days) for an additional charge.
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All orders $25+ include free shipping!
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