Give the gift of big laughs all year long. This MEGA PACK full year kit & caboodle boxed set includes 15 profanity-forward greeting cards—one for every major holiday and milestone—designed for people who prefer their sentiments with a side of snark. Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and unfiltered truth.
 
CHRISTMAS Happy Holidays & Shit
NEW YEAR Wishing You a Happy New Year That Isn’t a Total Dumpster Fire
VALENTINES I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney.
ST. PATRICK’S DAY We Go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly
EASTER I’m Back Bitches
MOTHERS/FATHERS DAY I Love How We Don’t Have to Say Out Loud That I’m Your Favorite Child
HALLOWEEN I’m Glad I Went With the Vibrating Model
THANKSGIVING May Your Turkey Be Moist and May No One Use That Word to Describe It.
BIRTHDAY Today We Eat Cake to Celebrate Your Aging Body & Deteriorating Mind
ANNIVERSARY I’m So Happy You Settled for Me
BABY SHOWER Shit Just Got Real
THANK YOU Most thank you cards only say thank you once. This thank you card says thank you four times. Boom. Manners.
CONGRATS People Write Congrats Because They Can’t Spell Congrajlashuns.
GET WELL At Least It’s Not Syphilis
JUST BECAUSE Please Be Patient With Me. I’m From the 1900s.
 
Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside
• All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
 
🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.